Hello. At risk of sounding like a curmudgeon, and without wishing to dampen the joy currently being experienced by the Apple peeps, I wonder if you could give us poor, unloved Android users some crumbs of information as to when we might achieve parity with iOS. As I say, I am not being miserable or anything, and I know I might sound impatient, but today has been rather like being trapped on a commuter train, without access to food or drink, or a functioning lavatory, whilst watching a party going on in a field next to the train. Oh, and no aircon on the train. And someone eating a boiled sweet annoyingly next to me.
Come on, give us something. Please.